Bo Goes To Heaven

When Bo Schembechler got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded M flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Bo,” said God.
“This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.” Bo felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green and White sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Michigan State flag, and in every window, Block “S”‘s.

Bo looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I led my teams to 13 Big 10 championships and 15 consecutive bowl appearances. As a head coach, I had 234 wins, 65 losses and 8 ties. I’m known as one of the greatest coaches of all time.”

God asked “so what do you want to know, Bo?”

“Well, why does Duffy Daugherty get a better house than me?”

God chuckled and said “Bo, that’s not Duffy’s house, it’s mine.”